Hire Alien replies on WhatsApp, Instagram, Messenger, your website and your phone — from your own menu and prices, day and night.
Set up in about 20 minutes. No card needed to start.
The phone rings while you are serving someone. A message comes at 11pm. Someone asks your price on Instagram on a Sunday.
You answer when you can. By then they have asked someone else. You never find out it happened.
And the part nobody counts: a cafe that misses six $25 orders a week loses $650 a month in revenue that never shows up on any report.
Your existing accounts and your existing phone number. Nothing to move, nothing to tell your customers.
Pick one at sign-up. It already knows the job — you add your menu, prices or policies.
Order taker, appointment booker, complaint taker and more.
It runs on your own computer. Drag in your menu or price list.
Nothing to do on Standard, Pro or Max — the AI is included and switches itself on. On Basic you paste your own key once.
WhatsApp, Instagram, Messenger, your website and your phone. Sign in once for each.
More than software —
someone who never misses a message.
Your AI employee runs on your own machine, on every plan. Your price list, your policies and your conversations live there, not on our servers. Your price list, your policies and your conversations live there, not on our servers.
Your messages go straight from your computer to OpenAI. They never reach us at all. Once WhatsApp is connected we tell Meta to deliver to your machine directly, so even the incoming message does not pass through us.
We receive counts, so your dashboard can show how many orders you took. That is everything we could show you even if we wanted to.
Because we pay for the AI, the message travels through Hire Alien to reach OpenAI. We do not store it. It is held in memory for the length of one reply and then gone — only a usage count is kept, so we can manage your plan.
Your documents stay stored on your computer either way. Only the few lines needed to answer a question travel with the question. A menu photo you add is sent to the AI once, to be read into text, and then never again.
It would be easier to write one sentence about privacy. But the two options genuinely differ, and you should know which one you are choosing before you choose it — not afterwards.
No setup fee, no per-message charges, no AI bills to work out. Pick the plan that fits how busy you are.
For a busy business with steady calls.
For high call volume, all day.
For the busiest phone lines.
Already pay for OpenAI? Basic is $89 a month and uses your own account.
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